The mysteries of Wacko Jacko’s autopsy results…
By Caroline King

Michael Jackson is rated as the world’s greatest and probably most controversial pop star. His hit song Thriller is still the highest selling single today, but he was also associated with child molestation and a fetish for plastic surgery… Now the King of Pop is gone, and he leaves behind him a few more surprises.

The British version of the Daily Sun at www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2505693/The-shock-findings-of-the-Michael-Jackson-autopsy.html of course sensationalises his autopsy, saying that “leaked autopsy details” show that he was bald, sickly-looking and had “nothing but pills in his stomach”. How tabloid-typical! They also claim that he was anorexic and addicted to injectable painkillers. Poor Jacko never had it easy and The Sun certainly didn’t care to help him!

One site (www.michaeljacksonfakeddeath.com) declares that he is still alive and must have faked his own death. It even has a link to a youtube video of an unidentified person climbing out of the back of the coroner’s van that was supposedly containing the corpse of Michael Jackson. I admit, the person (hidden by a security guard) does look like he could be Jackson, but in this day and age one can never really tell what’s a hoax, and what’s a weirdo pop star playing dead.

A nice, balanced deliverer of news was the yahoo news site – although it reports this to be shocking news; it reveals that Jackson was actually reasonably healthy for a 50 year old man of his height, and that a fatal dose of the painkiller Demerol is what killed MJ.